i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
i cant believe math teachers exist….. why would u do that… please love urself
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”